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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

OUTLANDER: The Great 'Jamie's Ghost says "MINE" ' Debate! THE TRUTH REVEALED!

Finally!

A leaked file from STARZ has given answer to an old Outlander mystery!

THE DOGGED QUESTION AT HAND: Does Jamie's ghost say 'Mine' just before Frank eagerly explores the, apparently, irresistible tongue-magnet that is Claire's nether regions?
*Men have been known to name their penises...names like Dick or Rod, so let's name Claire's lady bits too, for the sake of convenience. How about 'Mimi'? Apologies to all humanoid Mimi's, but it just fits somehow.
*shrug*

Both Frank and Jamie cannot seem to get enough of Claire's Mimi whether it's offered for breakfast OR lunch (which leads me to believe that Time Travel somehow magically transforms this usually malodorous area into a fragrant and decidedly popular lollipop-like treat).

Believers swear that Jamie says 'MINE' at the 10 second mark (see clip below) ...BUT if one looks and listens VERY closely, one will see that the very second Frank pushes in for a kiss, it is Mimi who whispers breathlessly for the legs to spread 'WIDE'. That girl is giving the orders!
The word we hear...is WIDE, not MINE! Listen closely:


Yes, the voice is husky and full of lusty need, but, so is Diana's.
Nuff said'.


Others are positive that the ethereal word being sighed in the wind really IS 'MINE', but from the kid's movie  'Nemo', edited and being played at an extremely slow RPM. Here is the original:


I think not. But that is my personal opinion.


Yet others say the voice is Claire's subconscious crying out for,
you got it...
WINE!
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But whatever YOU believe is fine with me. Let's just all agree that Mimi's
well-being is the ONLY important issue in this Table Top Tongue Tennis scene, okay?


Alright.
Good stuff.
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14 comments:

  1. I didn't notice that voice before...Please don't make women feel like they are malodorous - it is what it is (haha, as long as it's clean). Men like the smell. Women have enough to worry about!

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    1. Oh for fuck's sake Leslie...get the pickle out! It's a joke! Men and women all have sweaty crotch days...it's part of life, and if we can't be honest and laugh at stuff like that, then life is just too serious by far. Lighten up darlin'...

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  2. mmmm no make that MMMMMM. Sorry I hear it as a wordless affirmation of Frank's statement... Time to get the old hearing aid tuned up I'm thinking... I know a place that does it cheap..

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    1. You could be right Gail...it's all in the ears of the be-hearer. *wink* Cheers!

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  3. And let's be honest there were no douches or feminine products! Days on a horse with those unforgiving garments! Like the saying goes... " If it smells like fish.. it's a tasty dish!! If it smells like cologne leave it alone!! A Mimi with a healthy flavor is a happy Mimi!!

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    1. Ronita...I must admit, you poetry made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that! And yes...one must be realistic in theses mind muddlers: Mimi Matters. Thanks for the smile.

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  4. I can empathize with your honest "malodorous" comment. I venture to say that Claire was a lot more "fresh" in "Frank time." That cleanliness thought occurred to me in the "downtown Jamie" scene. But then whom did the King of Men have experience with to compare her to?? Annalise? The French weren't known for frequent bathing. Hell, he probably thought even more favorably about Claire, as though he needed a reason to!

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    1. Good point golfmobile...good point. I think there was an awful lot of stench back then and Claire may have smelled like a flippin' rose to him! Cheers! The secret of her success then maybe... *wink*

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  5. Denise, I want to thank you for providing a fabulous detail unbeknownst to me and, I would guess, my fellow Outlander addicts to obsess over until the long Draughtlander mercifully ends. Pickings were gettin mighty slim!

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    1. My pleasure Lisa....and there's more! Check out my other blog pieces...lots of Outlander stuff. *and more to come* Cheers!

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  6. I thought it was Frank letting a long breath or sigh. He is a loud nasal breather.

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    1. Leeann Lorimer: Is he? Hmmm...don't recall hearing that at all...but damn! I would LOVE to know first hand if that's true! *grin*

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  7. We need a "Mimi Matters" bumper sticker here. Only we will know what it means LOL!

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